一、記住，等你得身體出了什么毛病，你就會(huì)意識(shí)到什么煩心事都是屁，都是吃飽了撐得，都是閑得，健康活著比什么都重要。
Remember, when something goes wrong with your body, you'll realize that all the troubles are farts, that you're fed up, and that you're idle. Healthy living is more important than anything else.
二、你可以愛(ài)錯(cuò)三五個(gè)人渣，但你不能愛(ài)一個(gè)人渣三五次，走錯(cuò)路可能是運(yùn)氣不好，但總往一個(gè)坑里跳就是智障。
You can love three or five scum, but you can't love a scum three or five times. Taking the wrong road may be bad luck, but always jumping into a pit is mentally retarded.
三、男人不要覺(jué)得有很多備胎多光榮，因?yàn)橹挥衅栖嚥判枰獋涮ァＥ艘膊灰X(jué)得有很多追求者多驕傲，因?yàn)橹挥辛畠r(jià)貨才被哄搶！
Men don't think it's glorious to have a lot of spare tires, because only broken cars need spare tires. Women should not feel proud of many pursuers, because only cheap goods are looted!
四、該和善得時(shí)候一定要和善，該罵得時(shí)候千萬(wàn)別忍讓，時(shí)時(shí)處處得彬彬有禮那是爛好人。
When you should be kind, you must be kind. When you should scold, you must not tolerate. You are always polite. That is a bad person.
五、其實(shí)根本沒(méi)有所謂得高冷，在你面前沉默寡言得人，在另一個(gè)人面前說(shuō)不定會(huì)變成話嘮，大多數(shù)人都可以在高冷和逗逼中隨時(shí)切換毫不費(fèi)力，區(qū)別在于你面對(duì)得人是誰(shuí)。所謂高冷，只是沒(méi)敞開(kāi)心扉得前奏。
In fact, there is no so-called high cold. The person who is silent in front of you may become a chatter in front of another person. Most people can switch between high cold and tease at any time with no effort. The difference lies in who you are facing. The so-called high cold is just a prelude to not opening up.
六、如果你太在意別人得看法，那么你得生活將變成一件褲衩。別人放什么屁，你都得接著。
If you care too much about other people's opinions, your life will become a pair of underpants. You've got to follow whatever other people fart.
七、別像個(gè)怨婦一樣到處挑刺，不清楚得事情不要評(píng)論，與你無(wú)關(guān)得事情不要抨擊三觀正一點(diǎn)，愛(ài)你得人才多一點(diǎn)。
Don't try to find fault everywhere like a resentful wife. Don't comment on unclear things. Don't criticize things that have nothing to do with you. Be honest with three outlooks and have more talents who love you.
八、人總要找點(diǎn)事情做，讓自己忙起來(lái)，忙起來(lái)才知道生活不易，才明白平時(shí)得憂傷都是矯情。
People always find something to do, so that they are busy, busy to know that life is not easy, to understand that the usual sadness is hypocritical.
九、不是井里沒(méi)有水，而是你挖得不夠深。不是成功來(lái)得慢，而是你努力得不夠狠。
It's not that there is no water in the well, but that you don't dig deep enough. It's not that success comes slowly, but that you don't work hard enough.
十、長(zhǎng)大后才發(fā)現(xiàn)，有時(shí)你說(shuō)了真話，你還得和人家道歉，因?yàn)槟愦链┝耸聦?shí)。所以想要活得順暢，請(qǐng)時(shí)刻帶上腦子。吾日三省吾身：矯什么情，作什么死，裝什么逼。
When you grow up, you find that sometimes you have to apologize for telling the truth, because you have exposed the truth. So if you want to live smoothly, please always take your mind with you. I examine myself three times every day: what to do, what to die, what to pretend to be.
